"Stop throwing your fucking knickers onstage. It’s inappropriate"
“You cannot just yell out ‘fuck me, matty’ after I poured my heart out to you”
“‘Fuck me matty’ you have a sign that says that. Literally, fuck me matty. What does your mum think of that? Like, leaving the house, okay bye mum! What’s that? Oh nothing, just a sign that says fuck me matty. Oh I’m so proud of you and your future”